Stew Francis genius, king of the one liners and quick fire gags

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

dedicate this show to my dad who was a roofer.

So dad, if you're up there....

quit my job at the helium gas factory.

I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment. It's called Man or Myth.

I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer.

There are two types of people I hate ....

racists and Norwegians.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Don't Worry I haven't heard of you either!

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...

then it hit me"

Stew Francis king of the one liners.

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