Stew Francis genius, king of the one liners and quick fire gags
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We'll see about that.
dedicate this show to my dad who was a roofer.
So dad, if you're up there....
quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment. It's called Man or Myth.
I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer.
There are two types of people I hate ....
racists and Norwegians.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
Don't Worry I haven't heard of you either!
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...
then it hit me"
Stew Francis king of the one liners.
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