Page 8: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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