Page 8: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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