Page 7: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis

Knock knock jokes... Completely wasted on the homeless.

I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it.

It recently became apparent to me that the letters "T and G" are far too close together on a keyboard.
This is why I'll never be ending a works e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world.

Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap....

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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