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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

The pollen that's a difficult job

What's that up the road? A head?

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Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Question: What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG BANG'? Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting.

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?

They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help.

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