Page 5: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis

Streakers *repant* your end is in sight.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...

A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.

Age and knowledge don't always come together. Sometimes you just get the age...

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.-Steven Wright

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