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No husband has ever been shot while loading the dishwasher or vacuuming the living room carpet....

A balanced diet is a chocolate cupcake in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.....

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake." Chris Addison

If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Ladies that live in glass houses should dress in the basement....

Is it possible that oysters don't give to charities because they are shellfish?

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