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king of the one liners and quick fire jokes.

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away." -- Tom Waits

Daddy, Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?

The Atheist Society is a non-prophet organization.

It's not the minutes spent at the table that makes one's the seconds.

I found out the other day that 10 in 2 people are dyslexsic'

Like most Canadians I like to go clubbing…. But if there’s no seals around….

I got my tendency to gouge from my mom, I got my father’s eyes

Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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