Page 2 another 10 of the best one liners from Stew Francis.
Another batch of the best Free Quick Jokes and one liners from the master of comedy.
"I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified"
My grandmother whose addicted to tea, hates the way I say thingssssss(to the sound of a tea kettle)"
My wife and I have decided we don't want any children if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow"
We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom, in fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow"
I don't think I got the job at Microsoft....they didn't respond to my telegram....…
My girlfriend say's that I'm afraid of committment....well she's not my girlfriend...more a wife"
Why do lesbians use dildos?
I mean, haven't they made their choice?
There's nothing but porn on tv these days.
I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
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