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Another batch of the best Free Quick Jokes and one liners from the master of comedy.

"I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified"

My grandmother whose addicted to tea, hates the way I say thingssssss(to the sound of a tea kettle)"

My wife and I have decided we don't want any children if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow"

We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom, in fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow"

I don't think I got the job at Microsoft....they didn't respond to my telegram....…

My girlfriend say's that I'm afraid of committment....well she's not my girlfriend...more a wife"

Why do lesbians use dildos?
I mean, haven't they made their choice?

There's nothing but porn on tv these days.
I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."

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