Very rude joke 1

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty. 


Very rude joke 2

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.


Very rude joke 3

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.


Very rude joke 4

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.


Very rude joke 5

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck. 


Very rude joke 6

Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


 "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"


 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."


Stupid elephant joke

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breath through something so small?”

















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