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What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak. 

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What's a 6.9?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

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What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader.

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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

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Why do vegans give better head?

They're used to eating nuts. 

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I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation...

On the one hand, it's pretty great. 

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man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a problem, I have 5 penises."

The doctor says "Wow, how do your pants fit?"

He replies, "Like a glove."

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How did you quit smoking?

I decided to start smoking only after sex. 

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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How is sex like a game of bridge?

With a great hand, you don't even need a partner.

 you mean, 200 dollars an hour!

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