The best free rude adult jokes
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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what do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without kids.
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I hope Death is a woman.
That way it will never come for me.
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What do you call a guy with a small dick?
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What is a Jewish person's first discount?
10% off the penis.
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
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What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Or your money back
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