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Free Quick joke 1

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
A. A beer and a mop.


Free Quick joke 2

Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.


Free Quick joke 3

Q. What's a hindu?
A. Lays eggs.
















Free Quick joke 4

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.


Free Quick joke 5

Q. What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
A. Clever Dick


Free Quick joke 6

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


Free Quick joke 7

I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".'

Free Quick joke 8

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."


Free Quick joke 9

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband". '


Free Quick joke 10

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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