LITTLE JOHNNY DIGS A HOLE joke

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbour spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbour.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"



Little JOHNNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies JOHNNY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the Bloody difference?" asks the father
"That's what I said!"

























































Little JOHNNY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, JOHNNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow You to go."

Little JOHNNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"



Little JOHNNY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

JOHNNY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little JOHNNY, that's a mouthful."

Little JOHNNY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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