LITTLE JOHNNY AND HIS GRANDMA
One day little JOHNNY heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her.
JOHNNY'S dad saw him gave a little wink as JOHNNY closed the door.
After business was finished, Dad went to check on little JOHNNY.
He opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little JOHNNY going at it behind her.........
DAD yelled, 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!!??'
LITTLE JOHNNY REPLIED, 'IT'S NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT'S YOUR MOM, IS IT??!!!
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little JOHNNY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just Bloody beautiful!'"'
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