Little JOHNNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies JOHNNY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the Bloody difference?" asks the father
"That's what I said!"
A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked, Johnny, what's the matter sweetie? Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side! I think I'm going to have a wife!"
Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Lucy, who created the universe?" When Lucy didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty! " shouted Lucy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Lucy, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Lucy didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Lucy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Lucy a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin. This time Lucy jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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