Free paddy,s wife joke.

Paddy,s wife says “I want one of those rape alarms” so next morning Paddy covers her mouth, holds her down fucks her up the arse and whispers. Time to get up.

Paddy and the pen joke.

Paddy says to Mick, “found this pen Is it yours”

Dont know says Mick give it here.

Mick then writes his name and says yes it must be thats my hand writing,

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Paddy goes on a firs aid course.

Instructor asks what would you do if your child swallowed the front door key.

Paddy says I would climb in through the window.

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