What happened to the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.




How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?

Wave.


 

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin



Free Irish Jokes with Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson walks into an Irish pub.
He shouts I am mike Tyson i have 26 million pounds and i only sleep with white women
Paddy walks up to him and whispers in his ear.
Mike punches him and knocks him out.
When paddy comes round his mates ask him what he's said and paddy replied.
Yeah if i had 26 pounds i wouldn't fuck niggers either.




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Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery's waiting room.

"I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!"











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