Free paddy Joke. I love Irish Jokes:
Paddy goes to America for the first time, walking up 5th avenue he sees a building on fire & rushes over to see people stuck at the 4th floor windows, he shouts “I am paddy O”Neil an Irish rugby player, jump and ill catch ya, a girl jumps and paddy catches her, a guy jumps and paddy gets him too, then a black guy jumps and paddy lets him hit the concrete, Paddy shouts come on now stop Fucking about, there is no point in throwing out the burnt ones.
Free Irish ( well gypsy ) Joke
Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland.
Goes to court and the judge says, “can anyone explain what happened”
Paddy says I can I was the best man and I was dancing with the bride,
we were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny,
I see says the judge, that must have hurt.
Bloody right he broke 3 of my fingers
Dont know what this has to do with the Irish but I like its and most of all its true.......... Yeah you know
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it." The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the town when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up and said to Paddy "Jeez, that look's like Sean," to which Paddy replied, "No, Sean was taller than that."
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