Dumb blonde and milk man joke

A Dumb blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurised?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

When the dumb blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

The dumb blonde thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a postal worker?
A: A fluezy with an Uzi.

The dumb blonde thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

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