Page 17: Free Blonde Jokes for all.
Long Blonde Joke
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in." The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either." The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it." "Very good!" said St. Peter. The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted!
Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde chicks eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.
Free Blonde computer joke
how do you know when a blonde has been at your computer... there's a piece of cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There's lipstick on the cucumber.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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