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Free Chav Joke 1

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Free Chav Joke 2
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Free Chav Joke 3
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.

Free Chav Joke 4
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please

Free Chav Joke 5

A bus full of Chavs was driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, ‘Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?’ The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, ‘Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.’

Free Chav Joke 6

What do you call a 30-year-old Chavette? Granny.

Free Chav Joke 7

What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit

Free Chav Joke 8

Why did the Chav take a shower? He didn’t mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova’s window in the car wash

Free Chav Joke 9
What key opens every door? A Pikey

Free Chav Joke 10

A chav and his girlfriend are walking through the shopping centre on night. She sees a necklace in a window of a jewellers and says "oh, Darren, I"d love that!" so Darren throws a brick through the window and gives her the necklace. A bit further down, she sees a handbag in a clothes shop window and says "oh, Darren, I"d REALLY love that!" so Darren throws a brick through the window of the shop and hands her the handbag. Further along she stops outside a shoe shop and says "ooh, Darren I"d REALLY REALLY love those!" and Darren says "What"s the matter with you Sharon, do you think I"m made of bricks

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