Chav Jokes page 4
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8 More of the best free chav jokes:
Free Chav Joke 1
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything
Free Chav Joke 2
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver f*ckers job innit."
Free Chav Joke 3
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Free Chav Joke 4
What do you do if you run a chav over?
Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Free Chav Joke 5
Three guys, a wheelchair bound man, a guy in a neck brace and a chav with a broken arm, are sat in a bar when jesus walks in and sits down. They say to each other "Isn't that Jesus?" and they all agree that it is him. So the wheelchair guy buys Jesus a drink and comes back to the table. The neck brace guy also buys him a drink, so does the Chav. So Jesus finishes his drinks, and goes up to the table. He comes up to the wheelchair guy and says "For your kindness, you are healed." Sure enough, the wheelchair guy gets out of his chair and walks out. He goes to the neck brace guy and says "For YOUR kindness, you are healed." And the neck Brace guy takes it off and strolls out. So he goes up to the chav, and he's about to heal him, when the chav says: Don't you fookin touch me, I'm on disability!
Free Chav Joke 6
Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs?
Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them
Free Chav Joke 7
I was walking home last night when some chav jumped out and drew a knife on me. The little fucker used permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash off.
Free Chav Joke 8
A couple want to have a bash at anal sex, but the woman decides to play it safe and seek medical advice first.
"Anal sex is perfectly safe," says her doctor, "as long as you take it slowly at first and use plenty of lubricant. And you take care not to get pregnant, of course."
"What?" says the woman incredulously. "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Certainly," replies the doc. "Where do you think chavs come from?"
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