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Free Chav Joke 1

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything

Free Chav Joke 2

How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver f*ckers job innit."

Free Chav Joke 3

How do you start an argument with a chav?

Free Chav Joke 4

What do you do if you run a chav over?
Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Free Chav Joke 5

Three guys, a wheelchair bound man, a guy in a neck brace and a chav with a broken arm, are sat in a bar when jesus walks in and sits down. They say to each other "Isn't that Jesus?" and they all agree that it is him. So the wheelchair guy buys Jesus a drink and comes back to the table. The neck brace guy also buys him a drink, so does the Chav. So Jesus finishes his drinks, and goes up to the table. He comes up to the wheelchair guy and says "For your kindness, you are healed." Sure enough, the wheelchair guy gets out of his chair and walks out. He goes to the neck brace guy and says "For YOUR kindness, you are healed." And the neck Brace guy takes it off and strolls out. So he goes up to the chav, and he's about to heal him, when the chav says: Don't you fookin touch me, I'm on disability!

Free Chav Joke 6

Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs?
Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them

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