Best blonde joke
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says,
I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies But I dont have that much money,
and I must get a message to her its urgent! Ill do anything to get a message to her.
The clerk replies Anything
Yes ANYTHING replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants.
She does. Take it out, says the clerk.
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says
Well go ahead and do it She brings her lips close to it and shouts Hello Mom
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