Dumb Blonde mail jokes
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbour Judy came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it and slammed it shut.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again marched to the mail box opened it and then slammed it closed again
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her Is something wrong
To which she replied There certainly is My stupid computer keeps saying YOU HAVE GOT MAIL.
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a line? A wind tunnel
When someone told a blonde to "Fight fire with fire" she said "Wouldn't that make it worse
Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look, Daddy Doughnut seeds.
Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Q: What do you call a blonde woman in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Did you hear that they found another "Heaven Gates" cult member? Yea...it was a blonde and she was under the sink looking for the comet!
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Q: Why has the wave been outlawed at baseball games?
A: Because all the blondes used to drown.
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's..."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: Supermarket trolleys have a mind of their own.
Q: What did the dumb blond say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill, honey.
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