Q: How can you tell if she has been on again?
A: She has left cheese for the mouse.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier....."
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