Page 11: My Free Blonde Jokes love you.
So there I was watching the telly and not loading up any new Jokes onto my website that is full of Free Adult & Blonde jokes. Then I received an Email from the president of the Internet asking why I was being a lazy sod, this made me realise that you lot love my Free Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Q: Why did the blonde turn into the ditch?
A: She left her blinker on!
Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: Because she thought her Maxi-pad had wings.
Q: Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
A: Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: You knock on the door.
Q: Why can't a blonde make kool-aide?
A: She can't figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water in a kool-aide packet.
Q: A hot blonde going to Paris on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to Paris are all in the middle row.
Q: How did the dumb blonde friend break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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