Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?
A: No need for them to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says Wait, you forgot the remote control.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
A blonde girl says to her friend, I think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no longer even sure the kids are mine.
Q:Why would it take too long to build a blonde snowman?
A: You would spend too much time hollowing out the head.
One blonde asks another: “How come the meteorites always manage to land in craters
Q: Why did the Blond wear high-heel shoes?
A: She was once told by her mother to never sell herself short.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: There is tipex on the screen.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an college for higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
Oh hell, not Friday the 13th I hope
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper, scissors."
Q: When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump nearby to re inflate it.
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