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Free joke about Thor the Viking god.
Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend shagging a mortal woman with a list.
At the end he feels guilty for shagging her for 48 hours solid,
So he explains to her “I am Thor” she replies Your Thor, I cant even go for a Path”
Rather large girl joke
A fat girl came up to me in the pub last night and said Hi I am Anita.
I can tell ya fat bitch I replied .
Massive tits joke.
Wife says I wish I had bigger tits.
Husband replies try pushing them into the sofa and staying like that all day.
Will that work she asks.
Well it did with you f****** arse.
Free adult joke yes another one
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue
I told my mom that I have an Oedipus complex.
She asked if I was serious. I said, "Nah, I'm just f*cking with you."
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