Free adult joke about the council
I phoned the council up and told them that I r*ped an fat ginger bird in the park last night.
The woman on the end of the phone said I should call the police to confess not the council.
F** off I am not ringing to confess I want you to fix the lights in the park.
Free sperm bank joke
A man is in the waiting room at a sperm donor clinic anxiously awaiting his turn when in walks a beautiful blonde woman who smiles and sits next to him. Feeling a little confused he turns to her and says:
“I’m sorry. I thought this was the sperm donor place. What are you doing here?”
“Mmmgghmh mmmgmhpghmm mmmmgh”
Another joke to upset the feministas
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after eating.
Or your money back
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